I write to inform you of the latest news from the creative hiatus. As you can surmise from my lack of blog-tweetery, there has indeed been a long pause. I assure you, Internet, my old friend, this is not a cause for concern but rather the result of entering fatherhood. Who knew babies were such work?! But I digress...
To quote Bruce Wayne as he addressed Lucius Fox, "It is time to get back in the game", or something like that. I endeavour to push the pixels now that a glimpse of free time has revealed itself yet again. Until then, I urge you to watch this space.
Yours, in scathing glory,